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Actually, it's fairly easy to change the URL with blogger, as I recall.

As to titles, I suggest: Deconstruct This, Bitches.

Maybe: Delusions of Candor.

I don't know what that means--I'm pretty sure it means nothing (it's like sound and fury and Hemingway)--but goddamn, it's catchy.

Hi, I'm Scott Scheule. You may remember me from such blogs as What Carrot-Top Did Yesterday, Shaq-Fu: The Lifestyle, and Postings for Algernon. I first came to prominence in the blogosphere after my award-winning expose on the fightin' drunken bums outside my window, whom I have named Nathaniel and Cassie Anne Henderson.

As the resident conservative/libertarian/anarcho-capitalist, my niche here will likely be criticizing the rest of the posters when they start to sound too much like Stalin. Indeed, I'm bound to be the one recalcitrant individual who insists pigheadely that words have meanings and this blog as well as the rest of the physical world actually exists.